what is happening in the world can be interesting

what is happening in the world can be interesting sometimes. groups of people can come together and produce a publication that makes what is happening in the world interesting.  every so often, i'll read an article that makes me go like, "YEAH. Fuck those assholes.  They're republicans or corporate monsters or the president or cops or someone, and they're ruining all of everything.  Fuck them."  and then i get through half of the article and think, "whatever."

TRIUMPH OF DEATH

i cant believe how much shit has come out of my nose in the past 48 hours.

im reading a really big book to make up for doing nothing with my life.

a constant state of the static that you see when you press down on your eyeballs when the lids are covering them.

the bags under my eyes are eroding to form a bed between their corners and the armpits of my nose.

DMD 20/20

vampires are a really great thing.  theyre made for metaphor.

he's kind of cool.

http://www.jimseven.com/2012/02/23/exactly-too-big-enough/

a vacuum of the guts looms like some beastly creature made of fire and shadows. it's also much bigger than you.

gas pops inside your butthole and the shit is on its way out but its not quite there and more bubbles pop and then you burp and push kind of hard until you realize the poop won't come out for another 4 minutes, so you sit and think about trying to write something eloquent but your first words are "gas pops" and you know you need to write "butthole" soon (because it's a better word than "asshole").  you hope to forget and it will leave your body and leave no stain.  like a boyscout in the woods.

being sick: a diet mountain dew and cabernet spritzer at 2am.

My farts smell like the zoo.