Wednesday, February 15, 2012

a line

Do not forget the distance between the wood flooring and the ground.

Obese Cat

Sunday, February 12, 2012

Painted Moments of Famous Assassinations

Lyndon B. Johnson is sworn into office on the new Air Force One with his faithful companion, Jackie O'Kennedy. 

Friday, February 10, 2012

Wednesday, February 8, 2012


The Old Crow tasted like the grains of asphalt when Calvin looked at the six singles in his wallet.  Someone played a Lou Reed song on an acoustic guitar with their eyes closed.  The bar had a smell kind of like a warm fart, and people said that a lot.  Calvin bought another shot of whiskey felt very much like an old man at a bar.  Soon, he left and bought a 40 ounce bottle of King Cobra and another for a friend.  He stood in his friend’s kitchen and had an actively agreeable conversation about how jobs are shitty and getting jobs is shittier.  “There’s just nowhere to go,” is something one of them said. 

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

John Wilkes Booth

When he was 4 years old, Calvin realized that The Cookie Monster was not actually eating cookies, just throwing them toward his face and crumbling them up until they fell to the floor. This was the instant life became a mocking inevitability, and a feeling of doom kept with him forever.