I sat in Dominique's kitchen, at the kitchen table, when her older sister, Stephanie, our collective babysitter, said "Left Eye closes her eyes when she sings. What a bitch."
After that, we called a bunch of sex line numbers and 1-800-FAT-HUNK played, "Are you horny? I know I am. It comes from one of those, oh, those things between your legs," to my nine year old ears. We called it back at least three more times.
I think that was when Waterfalls came out, and it made me feel so sad. I think Stephanie might have been a total asshole.
5 weeks ago