I have no theories on literature. I mean, of course I enjoy the use of modernist objective stylings and meta-4th-wall-breaking postmodern one-liners or whatever (I don't know how to make footnotes in the blogger composition window or I would right there and say something like, "1. big fat bonerjuice."), but reading book reviews, and the pretense involved, makes me want to punch.
I gotta finish reading these short stories so I can read another book of short stories.
5 weeks ago