The Blowjob was Invented in 1999.

He grew discouraged by his inability, or was it a decision?, to provide commentary for the popular culture of his time. Even the wirestrung niche groups on the outskirts of the broadcast matte of society evaded his chickenscratch. Their tendency to shimmer for brief moments painted his tongue with disgust. The taste of ashes or old eggshells.Through all of this, however, he also steadily came to the conclusion that generations were not so different from one another. That such commentaries were nothing but self-absorbed attempts to differentiate and eventually validate an existence. What benefit does it bring to determine demographics and epochs as more wildly special or erratic than the rest? He sat in the sun and sipped iced tea, knowing that the lord would come in rapture to save the kids of his own generation, who started fucking each other at a surprisingly early age.