Who wants to co-write the script for BloodCourt with me?
Ric Flair vs. Raven Simone vs. your aunt in a Weird Bodies Competition.
It’s either you want to puke but can’t, or have to puke but don’t wanna. CARPE DIEM
: Working to build a better boner.
Now, I will rewrite The Abortion in Google Docs and listen to Converge at a normal volume.
How many James Bonds will there have been when I die?
Dump a can of chili into a pot of mac and cheese and tell me what you know about economics.
sleeping on top of a lot of paper bags: a sign of something?
This morning I woke up to the doorbell ringing but I had a big erection so I didn’t answer it.