Friday, January 27, 2012

9 Tweets I Didn't Tweet

Who wants to co-write the script for BloodCourt with me?

Ric Flair vs. Raven Simone vs. your aunt in a Weird Bodies Competition.

It’s either you want to puke but can’t, or have to puke but don’t wanna. CARPE DIEM

: Working to build a better boner.

Now, I will rewrite The Abortion in Google Docs and listen to Converge at a normal volume.

How many James Bonds will there have been when I die?

Dump a can of chili into a pot of mac and cheese and tell me what you know about economics.

sleeping on top of a lot of paper bags: a sign of something?

This morning I woke up to the doorbell ringing but I had a big erection so I didn’t answer it.

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