a vacuum of the guts looms like some beastly creature made of fire and shadows. it's also much bigger than you.

gas pops inside your butthole and the shit is on its way out but its not quite there and more bubbles pop and then you burp and push kind of hard until you realize the poop won't come out for another 4 minutes, so you sit and think about trying to write something eloquent but your first words are "gas pops" and you know you need to write "butthole" soon (because it's a better word than "asshole").  you hope to forget and it will leave your body and leave no stain.  like a boyscout in the woods.